Nerd Out With People's Funniest Math And Science Jokes

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mattstaff
May 9, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

Can't help but love some good old science/math-related humor. It's nerdy as hell, and filled to the brim with facepalm worthy laughs. 

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    Text - POP Popular Science SCI@PopSci May 7 t 471 1.9K Good morning. What's your favorite science or math joke?
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    Text - POP Popular Science SCI @PopSci May 7 t 882 4.1K A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk says "Can I get a bellhop for your bags?" Photon responds: "No need. I'm traveling light." More of our favorite science jokes:
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    Text - t 1.1K kate12204 5.8K @kate12204 May 7 Replying to@PopSci Algebra, please stop asking for us to look for your x. She's never coming back and don't ask y.
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    Text - t 277 Nate Rapp 2.1K @N8PRapp May 7 Replying to @PopSci Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
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    Text - t 441 Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren May 7 2.3K Replying to@PopSci Knock knock Who's there? Schroedinger. Schroedinger who? Schroedinger is both there and not there until you open the door >
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    Text - 1.3K t 220 John Sheehan @dogstar7tweets May 7 Replying to@PopSci Answer: Measure the pumpkin's circumference and divide by the diameter Question: How do you get pumpkin pi?
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    Text - t 270 Daniel Moffett 1.8K @d_majormoff44 May 7 Replying to @PopSci Why did the Helium atom feel lonely? No one wanted to bond with him
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    Text - ti 66 I learned that this is a chasing after the wind 499 @maryt465 24h Replying to @PopSci What did, 4, 8 10, and 12 kids say to 1, 2 3, 5, 7 ,9, 13 kids at the movies? You guy ALWAY GET THE PRIME SEATS
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    Text - t52 Jeremy Logan 390 @luckyloganonair May 7 Replying to @PopSci What did the astrophysicist-baker-loan shark say to the mark who was late paying the vig? If everything that rises must converge...where's my dough? #science #jokes #madeitmyself #groan #goals #getafterit #fun
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    Text - t 314 David Covington 2.2K @DaveHCovington May 7 Replying to @PopSci I actually like the stories about Neil Armstrong telling dumb moon jokes at parties and following up with "I guess you had to be there"
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    Text - Benjamin Strickland @Krelborn81 May 7 t553 2.6K Replying to @PopSci Never trust an atom. They make up everything
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    Text - t 308 Ashley 1.6K @ashleygrnwd 24h Replying to @PopSci Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor
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    Text - t 169 2 1.2K Michael Nelson @n9wff May 7 Replying to @PopSci I named my plant Algebra because it grew square roots.
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    Text - t304 absoluterelativityguy 1.7K @absoluterelati1. May 7 Replying to @PopSci Why can't teenage girls do math? Because they can't even.
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    Text - 1.5K t 353 Angela @musicalneurons May 7 Replying to @PopSci What does a baby parabola drink? Quadratic Formula
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